Become a professional musician….in an instant !
“Ever dreamt of being a musician? Of course you have you simpleton. Now you can live that fantasy in your den with DreamOnPro. Music Destruction Software.”
A highly amusing spoof from The Internet Now In Handy Book Form ! :o)
“Kill hours and hours of your free time believing that a single piece of good-looking software is your key to stardom. Then, after months of fiddling, end up with a track that sounds exactly like it was stolen wholesale from someone way more talented than you. But from 3 years ago.”
– Make music, soundtracks and beats in full studio quality 48-bit surround
– Tinker endlessly
– Get nowhere
;o)
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