I AM NOT VINCE CLARKE !!!!

Oh how I wish I was !!!!

A little while back, I posted an article about Vince Clarke (Erasure/Depeche Mode/Yazoo/The Assembly) selling off a whole load of gear on eBay…..

Vince Clarke’s Studio For Sale

.. and ever since, I have been bombarded with emails from ignorant fools who simply don’t read the post, asking if I still have particular items left for sale !!

The first few were amusing, but they subsequently got more annoying and abusive when I told them I wasn’t Vince and I wasn’t selling these things !!!

So, if you have found this post because your sorry ass Googled some bit of vintage gear that you want, DO NOT SEND ME ANY FUCKING EMAILS AS I AM NOT VINCE CLARKE AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY GEAR FOR SALE !!!!!

And the next person that sends me an abusive email because of this will have their cock cut off and force fed to them on a cocktail stick.

I shit you not.